Celebrity Crash
(Riff Regan, Steve Voice)
Walk your boots on the Wardour wind up
See the groups who’ve just been signed up
Walk past cafes, look through windows
See the page three girls and the bimbos
City boys out night-clubbing
Sleazy massage rubbing
Vomit covered pavement
Get a whiff of their insider payments
Beats working nine to five – oh yeah!
Just like the people on TV – oh yeah?
Celebrity crash, celebrity crash
Your fifteen is up, better spend the cash
Celebrity crash, celebrity crash
You get it, you lose it
You end up as trash
Check the karaoke happy hour
The skirts belt out girl power
Anyone can make it down reality hall
No talent needed, no talent at all
Beats working nine to five – oh yeah!
Just like the people on TV – oh yeah?
Celebrity crash, celebrity crash
Your fifteen is up, better spend the cash
Celebrity crash, celebrity crash
You get it, you lose it
You end up as trash
Beats working nine to five – oh yeah!
Just like the people on TV – oh yeah?
Celebrity crash, celebrity crash
Your fifteen is up, better spend the cash
Celebrity crash, celebrity crash
You get it, you lose it...
Celebrity crash, celebrity crash
Your fifteen is up, better spend the cash
Celebrity crash, celebrity crash
You get it, you lose it
You end up as trash...
(Riff Regan, Steve Voice)
Walk your boots on the Wardour wind up
See the groups who’ve just been signed up
Walk past cafes, look through windows
See the page three girls and the bimbos
City boys out night-
Vomit covered pavement
Get a whiff of their insider payments
Beats working nine to five – oh yeah!
Just like the people on TV – oh yeah?
Celebrity crash, celebrity crash
Your fifteen is up, better spend the cash
Celebrity crash, celebrity crash
You get it, you lose it
You end up as trash
Check the karaoke happy hour
The skirts belt out girl power
Anyone can make it down reality hall
No talent needed, no talent at all
Beats working nine to five – oh yeah!
Just like the people on TV – oh yeah?
Celebrity crash, celebrity crash
Your fifteen is up, better spend the cash
Celebrity crash, celebrity crash
You get it, you lose it
You end up as trash
Beats working nine to five – oh yeah!
Just like the people on TV – oh yeah?
Celebrity crash, celebrity crash
Your fifteen is up, better spend the cash
Celebrity crash, celebrity crash
You get it, you lose it...
Celebrity crash, celebrity crash
Your fifteen is up, better spend the cash
Celebrity crash, celebrity crash
You get it, you lose it
You end up as trash...
